What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 03:32
Minds and Behinds
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Then came..
When do you feel most peaceful ever?
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
How can people balance religious beliefs with seeking professional mental health care?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Pope Leo XIV Dons White Sox Hat During Public General Audience in Vatican - Sports Illustrated
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do older men like to get anal sex?
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!