What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:13

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
Live and Let Die
Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What great song was "ruined" once you really listened to the lyrics?